Very Smart!

A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!

Never Defeat People

Never Defeat People, Just WIN Them.

Friends!

We all need at least one friend who understands what we do not say!

In a WAR of EGO

In a WAR of EGO... The Loser always Win's!

Speak the Truth!

Speak the Truth!, even if your voice shakes.

There is no place for your Emotions in this World

There is no place for your Emotions in this World, so never Advertise your Feelings...
Just display your Correct Attitude...

Birthday poem

Today is happy
It most certainly is
Shake a pop
And make it fizz

Fly a kite
Or take a nap
Slap a knee
And pat a back

Run or skip
Without a care
Or fly a plane
If you dare

Swim or skate
Take your pick
Hit a mailbox
With a stick

Fall or trip
Laugh or play
Do whatever
Its your Birthday

Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday Quotes

Birthday Quotes

1. May u grow to be toothless!

2. Hey, u r 1 year older now, 1 year smarter now, 1 year bigger now, and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes. Happy Birthday

3. Happy birthday pighead may you fart, fart and fart whole day.

4. Happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u my dear ........... happy b'day 2 u hope this day become the most memorable day of ur life and ur all wishes comes true. so enjoy today with joy.

5. May the good lord bless you with excellent health and defend your life from the evil one! see many more years happy birthday

6. On ur b'day, some words of wisdom... ...smile while u still have teeth. Happy B'day

7. When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like you parents.

8. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

9. All of us are joining in to say, that May the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things, that mean the most to you!

10. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!!!

Wars are not won by evacuations.

When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock.

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fail.

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure...it just means you haven't succeeded yet.

In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing.

A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.

If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.

It doesn't matter how many say it cannot be done or how many people have tried it before; it's important to realize that whatever you're doing, it's your first attempt at it.

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind.

It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you've got to have is faith and discipline when you're not yet a winner.

All people have fears, but the brave put down their fears and go forward, sometimes to death, but always to victory.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death

Dont say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love isnt like picking what movie you want to watch.

Love never claims, it ever gives. Love ever suffers, never resents never revenges itself.

Friendship that insists upon agreement on all matters is NOTWORTH the name. Friendship to be REAL must ever sustain the weight of honest differences, however sharp they be.

Do not spoil what you have by desiring which you have not; but remember that what you have now was once among the things you only hoped for.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world.

Saying nothing sometimes says the most.

I used to desire many many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.

Funny Quotes

- Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u, but for us it is bread and butter.

- Your daddy must be a terrorist because you're a BOMB!

- Sign post outside a college -- "DRIVE CAREFULLY, DONT KILL THE STUDENTS, .. . . WAIT FOR THE LECTURERS!"

- Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it..

- The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat

- Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk

- The person who hates u thinks about you twice the person who loves you!

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
- Michael Jordan

Wise [persons] learn by others� mistakes, fools by their own.
- Henry George Bohn

When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
- Phyllis Bottome

Whoever does not try, does not learn.
- Jewish Saying

When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
- Fortune Cookie

You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you judge people, you have no time to love them
- Mother Teresa

Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
- Mother Teresa

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
- Mother Teresa

Where there is love there is life
- Mahatma Gandhi

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

To believe in one's dreams is to spend all of one's life asleep
- Chinese Proverb

To accomplish great things we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.
- Anatole

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
- Anonymous

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation." - Plato

"Kites rise highest against the wind; not with it." - Sir Winston Churchill

"The DIFFERENCE between a successful person and others is not lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will." - Unknown

"The tragedy of man is what dies inside himself while he still lives." - Albert Schweitzer

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for." - Unknown

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

Ideas

A good idea plus capable men cannot fail; it is better than money in the bank.
- John Berry

Every new idea is an impossibility until it is born.
- Anonymous

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
- Anonymous

Ideas are the roots of creation.
- Anonymous

Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.
- Anonymous

Ideas move fast when their time comes.
- Anonymous

A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions.
- Anonymous

If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
- Anonymous

Freedom

It is true that liberty is precious. So precious that it must be rationed.
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin 1870-1924, Russian Revolutionary Leader

Do not destroy that immortal emblem of humanity, the Declaration of Independence.
- Abraham Lincoln

Freedom is the last, best hope of earth.
- Abraham Lincoln

Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you're not ready to die for it, put the word ''freedom'' out of your vocabulary.
- Malcolm X 1925-1965, American Black Leader, Activist

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.
- Malcolm X 1925-1965, American Black Leader, Activist

He that is kind is free, though he is a slave; he that is evil is a slave, though he be a king.
- St. Augustine 354-430

Governing sense, mind and intellect, intent on liberation, free from desire, fear and anger, the sage is forever free.
- Bhagavad Gita c. BC 400

The moment the slave resolves that he will no longer be a slave. His fetters fall... freedom and slavery are mental states.
- Mahatma Gandhi 1869-1948

Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.
- Martin Luther King Jr. 1929-1968, American Black Leader, Nobel Prize Winner, 1964

Funny Quotes

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
- Jarger

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Steven Wright

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Anonymous

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
- George Burns

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- Dave Edison

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Anonymous

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Anonymous

Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.
- Anonymous

Funny

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
- Jarger

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Steven Wright

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Anonymous

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
- George Burns

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- Dave Edison

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Anonymous

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Anonymous

Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.
- Anonymous

Freedom

It is true that liberty is precious. So precious that it must be rationed.
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin 1870-1924, Russian Revolutionary Leader

Do not destroy that immortal emblem of humanity, the Declaration of Independence.
- Abraham Lincoln

Freedom is the last, best hope of earth.
- Abraham Lincoln

Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you're not ready to die for it, put the word ''freedom'' out of your vocabulary.
- Malcolm X 1925-1965, American Black Leader, Activist

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.
- Malcolm X 1925-1965, American Black Leader, Activist

He that is kind is free, though he is a slave; he that is evil is a slave, though he be a king.
- St. Augustine 354-430

Governing sense, mind and intellect, intent on liberation, free from desire, fear and anger, the sage is forever free.
- Bhagavad Gita c. BC 400

The moment the slave resolves that he will no longer be a slave. His fetters fall... freedom and slavery are mental states.
- Mahatma Gandhi 1869-1948

Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.
- Martin Luther King Jr. 1929-1968, American Black Leader, Nobel Prize Winner, 1964

Ideas

A good idea plus capable men cannot fail; it is better than money in the bank.
- John Berry

Every new idea is an impossibility until it is born.
- Anonymous

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
- Anonymous

Ideas are the roots of creation.
- Anonymous

Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.
- Anonymous

Ideas move fast when their time comes.
- Anonymous

A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions.
- Anonymous

If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
- Anonymous

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
- Michael Jordan

Wise [persons] learn by others’ mistakes, fools by their own.
- Henry George Bohn

Whoever does not try, does not learn.
- Jewish Saying

When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
- Fortune Cookie

When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
- Phyllis Bottome

You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
- Abraham Lincoln

Where there is love there is life
- Mahatma Gandhi

If you judge people, you have no time to love them
- Mother Teresa

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
- Mother Teresa

Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
- Mother Teresa

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

To believe in one's dreams is to spend all of one's life asleep
- Chinese Proverb

To accomplish great things we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.
- Anatole

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
- Anonymous

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)